crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(via joshpeck)

asker

Anonymous asked: what is "good pussy" serious question here

tokiyowishful:

swolizard:

kingwildex:

bruhnawl:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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alright seeing as how I didnt know this blew up lemme make some additions

  • pussy that make you wanna try and change your diet so you look better eating it
  • pussy that makes you wanna hit the gym so you hit it longer and not get tired
  • pussy that makes you irrationally jealous of any dude she talks about including her father for some damn reason
  • pussy that makes you so wreckless you’d talk back to your momma within arms distance from her in her own damn house
  • pussy that makes you really think about taking the time to start over your favorite anime and explaining everything to her
  • pussy that makes you question whether ball is life or not when your boys wanna play a pick up game but she sent you nudes while you lacing up

Dear god the last two

thefatgawd:

When she finally drop the nekked booty in your cellular device and it’s as amazing as you thought it’d be

(via ruinedchildhood)

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok


You obviously need a VW beetle for the zombie apocalypse.

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

You obviously need a VW beetle for the zombie apocalypse.

(via washedup-nightmares)